Gore.TV Stream Rules

Watching this stream means you agree to every rule below. Enforced live, by Gore, for Gore.
The Rules
  1. Be respectful to Gore, the moderators, and fellow viewers. Harassment, slurs, hate speech, threats, and personal attacks are not tolerated.
  2. English only in chat. This is for moderation purposes so we can ensure all rules are being followed.
  3. Follow the Rumble Terms of Service. This is Gore’s stream, but it's on Rumble’s platform.
  4. No self-promotion or promotion of other streamers, content, or social media unless explicitly invited by Gore.
  5. Do not post links, clips, or any external URLs without permission from a moderator or Gore.
  6. No spamming. This includes (but is not limited to) emoji floods, walls of text, repeating the same message, or excessive ALL CAPS.
  7. No spoilers for any game, movie, or show Gore is playing, has played, or might play in the future. This includes fake spoilers.
  8. No backseating, hints, or gameplay advice unless Gore specifically asks chat for "help" or "advice."
  9. Respect the moderators. Their decisions are final. Arguing with a mod in chat will result in a timeout or ban.
  10. Do not ask to be a moderator. Mods are chosen by Gore based on long-term trust and community contribution.
  11. Do not post or request personal information (doxxing). This is a zero-tolerance rule and results in an immediate permanent ban.
  12. Keep chat on-topic. Please keep conversations relevant to Gore and what is happening on stream.
  13. Avoid trauma-dumping or discussing excessively heavy, personal, or political topics. This is a place for gaming and entertainment.
  14. If you experience a stream issue (audio, video, lag), please state the issue, your platform (e.g., "Web" or "Rumble App"), and a timestamp.
  15. No stream-sniping, even "friendly" sniping. It ruins the integrity of the game and the content.
  17. The previous rules are the baseline. The following rules constitute the operating manual for Gore.TV. Violation is treason.
  18. Do not describe anything as "lit," "fire," "based," or "goat" unless you are referring directly to Gore or one of Gore's plays.
  19. Do not say "hi," "hello," or "hey" within 5 seconds of another viewer's greeting. Greeting collisions are a 60-second timeout.
  20. ALL CAPS are reserved for clutches, victories, or catastrophic failures involving Gore. Routine caps are noise pollution.
  21. Emoji cap is 15 per message. The 16th emoji is a declaration of war against Gore's chat.
  22. "What game is this?" is allowed once per 4-hour stream. The title is on the screen, in the panels, and in Gore's heart. Look.
  23. Critiques of Gore must be attached to an oddly specific compliment (e.g., "Your reload timing was heroic, though the grenade toss was... experimental.")
  24. Requests to change game, map, or mode must be submitted in writing (in chat) with a 3-point argument on how it benefits Gore.
  25. Hydration reminders are only valid if you can prove you are also hydrating. Do not outsource your well-being to Gore.
  26. Sound/volume suggestions require a timestamp, device, and a 20-word apology for interrupting Gore's flow.
  27. On Gore's wins, type "Gore prevailed." The phrase "GG" is reserved for Gore's opponents in their moment of defeat.
  28. Stream-sniping Gore is high treason. A "friendly" snipe is still a snipe and will be treated as an act of aggression.
  29. Queuing with Gore requires you to be 100% ready. Any AFK surprises result in immediate forfeiture of your slot and a 24-hour queue ban.
  30. "Skill issue" claims require a 100-word, APA-cited training plan for Gore's review.
  31. Boss phases are sacred. If you are not actively contributing to the boss's demise (in-game or via approved hype), do not guide.
  32. Do not call the game "dead" while Gore is actively playing it. You are witnessing a live resurrection.
  33. Clip titles must honor the myth of Gore, even when (and especially when) he trips over a pebble and fails the mission.
  34. Song requests must be VOD-safe, vibe-appropriate, and submitted with a small offering (a tip or a high-quality compliment).
  35. Lag reports must include your ping, your region, and a sworn affidavit that your own Wi-Fi is not to blame. "It's laggy" is not data.
  36. Hype levels must be maintained. If you cannot lift the morale of the stream, do not actively pull it down.
  38. Let Gore steer menus. Backseat navigation is a capital offense. Gore knows where the "Settings" button is.
  39. Pizza politics are only allowed on Thursdays. Toppings are decided by Gore in real-time. All decisions are final.
  40. "EZ" is taxed at 200% humility, payable directly to Gore in the form of a self-deprecating follow-up message.
  41. Leaving announcements are unnecessary. We do not need to know you are "going to bed." An Irish goodbye or a brief "Gore prevailed" is sufficient.
  42. Emote-only mode is a sacred ritual. Gore summons it; you obey it. Do not complain.
  43. Pinging a mod must be done with a full, polite sentence. A simple "@mod" or "mod?" will be ignored for 10-15 business days.
  44. The Controller vs. Mouse & Keyboard debate ends the moment Gore speaks on it. His word is law. Cease fire immediately.
  45. Ask for Gore's settings post-match, not mid-fight. A request during a 1v3 clutch is a 10-minute timeout.
  46. Mocking Gore's death is only permissible if you (a) clip it, (b) title it heroically, and (c) include a compliment on his form.
  47. If you must yawn in chat, type "*yawns respectfully for Gore*". Keep it classy.
  48. Never, ever call the beanie a "hat." It is a banner of Gore. It is a crown of focus. It is the source of power.
  49. "Just do X" is banned coaching. "Have you considered Y?" is acceptable. "Gore might find success with Z" is preferred.
  50. "Turn on RTX" requests must be accompanied by a tip sufficient to purchase an RTX card. Tips speak louder than dreams.
  51. Fun is not defined by DPS; fun is defined by Gore doing Gore things. Respect the show.
  52. DPS is not defined by feelings; numbers help, nagging doesn't. Bring data, not drama.
  53. Read the room. Do not trigger loud, obnoxious sound redeems during a stealth mission or a serious story moment.
  54. Do not post "vanity GPU bug" clips just to clown Gore. Respect the rig. The rig is Gore's chariot.
  55. Keybind advice must include a 3-step plan to fix Gore's muscle memory. Unsolicited advice is just noise.
  56. No facecam filter demands during boss monologues. We are here for cinema first, memes second.
  57. Mods' judgment stands live. Appeals go to Gore via carrier pigeon *after* the stream. Do not argue in chat.
  59. Rig flexing is permitted once per stream, but it must be relevant to Gore's current game and kept under 10 words.
  60. "Streamer luck" is not luck. It is Gore manifesting his will upon the game's code. Accept the mystery.
  61. Do not type "skip dialogue." The writers worked hard. Gore listens. You will listen too.
  62. Do not type "skip credits." The crew matters. Gore claps for the crew. You will clap too.
  63. Do not whisper spoilers. Gore hears whispers. The mods see whispers. The void judges whispers.
  64. VIP status is bestowed rarely and unpredictably by Gore, like a knighthood. Do not beg for it.
  65. Do not pre-call "GG." Gore writes the ending. The match is not over until Gore says it is over.
  66. Do not bait with "dead meta" while Gore is actively cooking with an off-meta build. Gore *is* the meta.
  67. If you ask "is this live?", you must also provide one (1) interesting, verifiable fact. Pay tuition for your questions.
  68. You get one "my cousin beat this blindfolded" for your entire lifetime on this channel. Use it wisely.
  69. Do not command Gore to "breathe." His respiratory system is autonomous and optimized for clutching.
  70. Streamer mode stays on. Privacy is policy on Gore.TV. Do not ask for it to be turned off.
  71. No aim-assist accusations. Even with "proof." Even as a "joke." Don't.
  72. Do not ask for the webcam to be moved over subtitles. Gore reads. You should too.
  73. "It's like Dark Souls" requires a 3-page essay comparing and contrasting the mechanics, lore, and artistic direction.
  74. Do not threaten "the algorithm." The algorithm already serves Gore.
  75. Bathroom breaks are meta. Hydration is not a crime. Any "AFK" complaint during a bio-break is a 5-minute timeout.
  76. When Gore boosts accessibility settings (e.g., subtitles, colorblind mode), you will comply fast. No debates.
  77. Voice with Gore: clean mic, clean comms, clean language. Any background noise (vacuums, barking, family arguments) is an eject.
  79. No "free cam" demands in combat. The fight is the content, not the scenery.
  80. Cross-channel beef stays out. Gore's arena is sovereign soil. Leave your drama at the door.
  81. No "tiny hint?" A tiny hint is a spoiler. A spoiler is treason. Do not do it.
  82. Horror game requests require you to be a "scream buddy" if chosen. You must be present in chat for the entire horror stream.
  83. Meta talk belongs in lulls, not clutch moments. Do not discuss patch notes during a 1v5.
  84. Honor hype trains. You do not have to tip, but you must add to the emote velocity.
  85. No rumors about Gore. Gore confirms or denies all rumors theatrically, on his own schedule.
  86. Respect lurkers. They are the silent foundation of Gore's empire. Do not call them out.
  87. Gore does not accept raids on Tuesdays. Tuesday raids are categorized as harassment and will be escalated.
  88. Gore does not accept raids during boss finales or critical story cutscenes. Those raids will be vaporized on arrival.
  89. Do not request that Gore raid your channel. Raids are prophecy, not requests. Gore raids where the spirit (Gore) leads.
  90. No fake raids to farm shoutouts. That is stolen valor and will be punished.
  91. Collab requests are post-stream via proper channels (which you must discover on your own).
  92. No shoutout begging. Relevance earns recognition. Be relevant.
  93. Do not hijack Gore's announcements with your own agenda. Wait your turn (your turn is never).
  94. No schedule edits mid-episode. We are live *now*. "When are you playing X?" will be answered with "Now."
  95. Learn Rumble tools. Do not break them during Gore's stream.
  96. Read the patch notes before complaining in chat. Gore has read them. You should too.
  98. After you follow, you have 20 seconds to say "hello." Silence breaks the pact and is deeply suspicious.
  99. Call them "tips," not "donations." This is Gore's tip jar, not a charity drive.
  100. Tips must be in USD or a supported crypto. No seashells, IOUs, or "exposure."
  101. Tips do not buy control. Gore considers; Gore decides. Your tip is an offering, not a purchase order.
  102. Do not attach conditions to tips. Gifts are not contracts. "Play X for this $" will be ignored, and the tip kept.
  103. Do not use tips to attack other viewers or derail the stream. That's an expensive timeout.
  104. Chargeback threats are remembered by Gore and the void. You will be blacklisted from this plane of existence.
  105. IRL demands via tips are ignored. This is not a vending machine for Gore's attention.
  106. "React to my clip" mid-fight becomes "later, with timestamp." Your clip is not more important than Gore's K/D.
  107. Sub/follow flexing is fine. Do not stomp on newcomers while flexing. Be a cool veteran, not a bitter one.
  108. Type like your keyboard matters. No enter-spamming single words. Condense your thoughts.
  109. Do not chain messages to dodge the emoji limit. That is tax evasion, and Gore is the IRS.
  110. Condense thoughts during combat. Long, multi-paragraph posts must wait for a loading screen.
  111. Stacking one emote 15 times is still noise. Use variety. Show effort.
  112. Correct typos only when clarity dies. We know you meant "Gore," not "Gote." Vibes > pedantry.
  113. Do not repeat questions Gore already answered today. Consult the VOD, your memory, or the ether.
  114. Spamming "?" will not create answers. It will only create timeouts. Patience is a virtue.
  115. Ping Gore sparingly. He sees all. He answers when he is able.
  116. Silence beats spam. Let the moment breathe for Gore.
  118. Audio issues: timestamp + device + Rumble app/web. That is helpful. "Mic bad" is not.
  119. Desync reports: specify cutscene or fight + timestamp.
  120. "Music up" requests: ask post-fight, not during NPC whispers.
  121. "Music down" requests: only if it buries dialogue. Bring a timecode.
  122. Bitrate demands bow to network reality. Gore keeps the ship afloat. Do not armchair-engineer his stream.
  123. Settings advice needs driver versions, not folklore. Bring facts.
  124. Fix your own Wi-Fi before blaming Gore's rig. Run a speedtest before you run your mouth.
  125. Fake bug reports waste time. If you "see" an "invisible" enemy, provide a clip or be branded a false prophet.
  126. Gore is not live tech support for your PC, your router, or your life.
  127. Wiki builds are not law. Gore plays to entertain first, obey a spreadsheet second.
  128. Do not coach Gore during clutch moments. Breathe. Believe. Do not type.
  129. Do not bait tilt for content. Gore makes his own content. You are a spectator.
  130. Do not cheer for enemies over Gore. Drama should crown Gore, not his opponents.
  131. Do not hard-dunk on teammates. Roasts must be stylish, witty, and approved by Gore.
  132. Do not reheat old drama. Today's run is all that matters.
  133. Do not send gore (the thing) to Gore (the person). Keep it watchable. Zero-tolerance ban.
  134. Do not weaponize "ratio," "cope," or "mald" against Gore. These tools are for his use only.
  135. Do not present hot takes as facts. Label them: "My probably wrong opinion is..."
  136. Do not break stealth with redeems. Stealth is sacred. Be silent.
  137. Do not label Gore's identity or orientation. Respect the person; roast the plays.
  139. No slurs or coded slurs. Mods swing fast and true for Gore. This is an instant, permanent ban.
  140. No "jokes" about self-harm, suicide, or sensitive tragedies. We don't do that here.
  141. No personal addresses, numbers, or locations in Gore's chat.
  142. No speculating about Gore's private life, family, or location. Focus on the stream.
  143. No fake dev/staff/mod impersonation to mislead Gore's audience.
  144. No "dox hints" or "accidental" oversharing. This is a hard line.
  145. No posting minors' information or faces. Ever.
  146. NSFW content (links, discussion, text art) stays out of SFW streams. Read Gore's title.
  147. No medical advice in chat. We play games; we are not doctors.
  148. FPS: Don't call for sensitivity swaps mid-gunfight. After the match only.
  149. FPS: Don't ping invisible enemies. If you didn't see them, you didn't.
  150. FPS: Don't pre-fire advice after Gore already pre-fired. Results > theory.
  151. RPG: Don't spoil quest solutions. Let Gore fail gloriously first.
  152. RPG: Don't inventory-shame. Hoarding is a culture here. Gore is a dragon.
  153. Racing: Don't ask for photo mode mid-lap. Finish line first.
  154. Racing: Don't request pit when Gore is on a hot lap. Strategy lives later.
  155. Racing: Don't coach corner lines unless Gore asks. Seatbelts on.
  156. All genres: If Gore says "mute chat," let the moment cook. He is listening to the game, not you.
  157. When asking for settings, include game, scene, and the exact control you mean. "What's his sens?" is too vague.
  159. When reporting bugs, include a clip or timestamp. Evidence or silence.
  160. When suggesting a game, explain *how* it serves Gore's brand on stream.
  161. When asking to join, confirm your mic, ping, and availability *before* asking. "Can I join?" is incomplete.
  162. When wrong, correct yourself fast. Gore respects self-patch notes.
  163. When right, don't gloat. Gore already knows you were right. He was testing you.
  164. When Gore says "focus," chat switches to whisper-mode. Essential comms only.
  165. When Gore says "loud," chat may celebrate—on beat and on topic.
  166. When in doubt, ask once clearly, then wait. Your question has been logged.
  167. Do not describe Gore's driving as "slow" unless your lap time beats his on stream.
  168. Do not call Gore's RPG choices "wrong." They are "alternate canon."
  169. Do not claim "you missed a chest" without the exact location, timecode, and a polite request.
  170. Do not request a difficulty drop mid-boss. Petitions open after the wipe.
  171. Do not chant "speedrun" without providing splits and the current world record category.
  172. Do not call for "facecam 200%." Gore is not a billboard.
  173. Do not insist on meta builds while Gore is storytelling. Entertainment > formula.
  174. Do not ask for "spoiler mode." Gore refuses prophecy. He makes his own fate.
  175. Do not compare Gore to bots. Bots compare themselves to Gore.
  176. Keep every message about Gore, his run, or what's on screen. Off-topic thoughts go to your personal journal.
  177. Keep praise specific to Gore's play, not generic cheerleading spam. "That flick was divine" > "Gore is good."
  179. Keep criticism actionable and stream-relevant, or keep it.
  180. Keep raid messages readable, short, and worshipful. Noise gets filtered.
  181. Do not ask Gore to change games mid-boss. Petitions open after the wipe screen.
  182. Do not tag Gore for tech support while he's live. Submit timestamps for post-stream review.
  183. Do not request collabs in chat. Proposals go to Gore's business email with a one-sentence pitch.
  184. Do not claim "hidden spoilers." If you know it, do not post it.
  185. Do not ask "next stream when?" during *this* stream. The schedule is in the panels or announced at the end.
  186. Do not post rival streamer drama. Gore's arena is neutral territory.
  187. Do not initiate viewer challenges (e.g., "no-hit run") unless Gore opens the challenge window.
  188. Do not request stream markers unless you include the timestamp and *why* it matters to Gore's legacy.
  189. Do not ask Gore to read DMs live. He reads chat. DMs are for business.
  190. Do not stack the same emote to hit the cap. That is low-effort. Variety or silence.
  191. Do not flood question marks to force answers. Gore is mid-game. He will answer (or not) on his own time.
  192. Do not coach Gore during clutch plays. Breathe and let the clutch cook. Your typing is distracting.
  193. Do not demand photo mode (Racing) mid-lap. The finish line comes first.
  194. Do not request pit strategy changes (Racing) during a hot lap. Save it for the straight.
  195. Do not weaponize tip messages to attack viewers or derail the run.
  196. Do not threaten chargebacks. Gore remembers bad faith permanently.
  197. Do not use tips to override Gore's in-game decisions. Suggestions, not commands.
  199. Do not flood small tips repeatedly to spam alerts. Aggregate respectfully.
  200. Do not trigger loud redeems during stealth/story beats. Read the room.
  201. Do not request soundboard off/on mid-boss. Gore controls the alert cadence.
  202. Please queue for co-op *only* if your mic, ping, and focus are ready for Gore.
  203. Do not go AFK in Gore's lobby without warning. Your slot will be reassigned in 30 seconds.
  204. Do not ask for Gore's exact settings mid-fight. Ask during downtime.
  205. Do not debate controller vs. mouse after Gore's final word. The court is adjourned.
  206. Do not push political debates unrelated to what Gore is doing on screen.
  207. Do not claim "streamer luck" when the queue pops. That is just timing.
  208. Do not ask for facecam repositioning over subtitles. Readability > vanity.
  209. Do not request emote-only mode. Gore or the mods will initiate it if the moment serves Gore's bit.
  210. Do not accuse teammates on Gore's squad. Roast with style or not at all.
  211. Do not flood "dead chat" messages. Saying it kills it. Don't be the killer.
  212. Do not run polls that contradict Gore's on-screen plan mid-execution.
  213. Do not demand streamer mode off. Privacy settings remain on for Gore.
  214. Do not escalate a timeout into a crusade. Appeals go to Gore after stream.
  215. Do not correct Gore's map choices while he is navigating under pressure.
  216. Do not coach rhythm/timing games. Gore owns the metronome mid-song.
  217. Do not link "best build" videos during live fights. Post after the match, if Gore asks.
  218. Do not spam "speedrun" unless you have split suggestions ready for Gore.
  220. Do not ask "is this pre-recorded?" while Gore is responding to chat live.
  221. Do not call Gore's PC "mid." It is tuned for performance art, not your approval.
  222. The word "cringe" is banned, unless used by Gore to describe a game mechanic.
  223. The word "vibe" is banned. Describe the atmosphere with actual adjectives.
  224. "Pog" or "poggers" must be replaced with "Gorevailant" or "A Gore-tier moment."
  225. Do not ask Gore to "say [word]." This is not Cameo.
  226. Do not use a clip of Gore as your profile picture if you are going to post "L" in chat. That is identity theft.
  227. Do not ask Gore if he is "mad." Assume he is in a state of focused, righteous fury.
  228. If Gore's cat appears on stream, you must type "Hail [Cat's Name], the true master of the stream."
  229. If Gore's cat leaves, you must type "The master is displeased."
  230. Do not suggest Gore "take a break" unless you are a licensed medical professional who has submitted credentials to the mods.
  231. "I'm unfollowing" is not a threat. It is a weather report. We do not care about your personal weather.
  232. Do not use the thinking-face emoji (🤔) in a way that implies Gore's actions are questionable. They are decisive.
  233. "I was here before [X] followers" is irrelevant. Your seniority grants you no power, only more time to learn the rules.
  234. Do not use "Gore" and "fail" in the same sentence. It is a "learning opportunity" or a "strategic recalibration."
  235. "When are you streaming next?" is a test of your observation skills. The schedule is posted. Find it.
  236. Do not backseat Gore's lore comprehension. If he mispronounces a fantasy name, that is now the canon pronunciation.
  237. Any message starting with "Actually..." must be 100% factually correct, cited, and relevant, or it is a 5-minute timeout.
  238. Do not ask Gore to "check DMs." Gore is busy. DMs are a graveyard.
  240. If you are banned, do not create a new account to ask why you were banned. That is ban evasion, and it is a sin.
  241. "First" is not an achievement. "Last" is not an achievement. "On-topic" is an achievement.
  242. Do not use text-art (ASCII art) that takes up more than 3 lines. Gore's chat is not your canvas.
  243. "This game is boring" is a reflection on you, not the game. Gore is making it interesting. Pay attention.
  244. Do not ask Gore to play with a specific other streamer. Gore's collabs are arranged by destiny (and his agent).
  245. "My [relative] loves your stream" is nice, but does your [relative] follow the rules?
  246. If Gore is defeated by an enemy, do not praise the enemy. Mourn Gore's temporary setback.
  247. "I'm 12" is not an excuse for breaking rules. Read faster.
  248. Do not compare Gore to other streamers. Gore is an artisan, a craftsman. This is not a factory.
  249. Do not correct Gore's grammar. He is speaking in the vernacular of success.
  250. If Gore skips a chest, assume it was empty or contained weakness.
  251. If Gore skips a side quest, assume it was algorithm-generated filler unworthy of his time.
  252. "Why no facecam?" is a rude question. Gore's visage is a privilege, not a right.
  253. "Why *is* there a facecam?" is also a rude question. Accept the gifts you are given.
  254. Do not claim "you missed a spot." Gore did not miss it; he deemed it irrelevant.
  255. Do not say "the chat is moving too fast." Type faster or read faster. Adapt.
  256. Do not complain about ads. Ads pay for the beanie. Respect the beanie.
  257. If Gore mutes his mic, do not spam "mic muted." He is protecting you from a power he cannot control.
  258. Do not ask Gore to "do the thing." If he knows, he will. If he doesn't, you have failed to communicate.
  259. "That was lucky" is forbidden. It was calculated. It was skill. It was Gore.
  261. Do not bring your food to chat. "I'm eating a sandwich" is not stream-relevant.
  262. Do not roleplay in chat unless Gore initiates the roleplay.
  263. Do not post "L" or "W" without a 10-word explanation of your reasoning.
  264. If you are timed out, use that time to reflect, meditate, and re-read these rules.
  265. Do not use the "clown" emoji. Gore is an entertainer, but he is not your jester.
  266. Do not ask "who is [chatter]?" It is not your business. Focus on Gore.
  267. If Gore is playing a co-op game, do not criticize his teammates. He chose them. To criticize them is to criticize Gore's judgment.
  268. "The other player is carrying Gore" is slander and will be treated as such. Gore is the gravity; others merely orbit.
  269. Do not ask Gore to "just relax." He is relaxed. This is what focused relaxation looks like.
  270. Do not ask Gore to "smile." He will smile when a victory pleases him.
  271. "I have a question" is not a question. Ask the question.
  272. Do not use "dead chat" as a prompt. If the chat is quiet, it is because they are in awe of Gore.
  273. Do not ask Gore to "check his phone." His focus is on the game, on the stream, on you. It is not on his phone.
  274. If Gore is in a menu for more than 5 minutes, he is not "lost." He is "optimizing."
  275. Do not use "Zzz" or "boring." This is an immediate 10-minute timeout for low-energy.
  276. Do not tell Gore what the "meta" is. Gore *is* the meta. What he chooses becomes the meta.
  277. "I told you so" is a 1-hour ban. No exceptions.
  278. Do not use spoiler tags for non-spoilers. That is clickbait and a waste of Gore's cognitive load.
  279. Do not ask "can I add you?" The answer is no.
  281. Do not post your game scores unless they are higher than Gore's. (And they won't be).
  282. If Gore is using a specific weapon, that weapon is now "S-Tier." Do not argue.
  283. If Gore discards a weapon, that weapon is now "F-Tier." Do not argue.
  284. "Why are you playing on [platform]?" Gore plays where he must. His reasons are his own.
  285. Do not request "viewer games" unless Gore opens the "Hall of Heroes" (which is what viewer games are called).
  286. If you are chosen for a viewer game, your mic must be pristine. Any echo, static, or mouth-breathing is an instant kick.
  287. In viewer games, your role is to support Gore. Do not steal his kills. Do not take his loot.
  288. In viewer games, you will address him as "Gore" or "Captain."
  289. Do not ask Gore to "sign" your profile.
  290. "Can I have VIP?" is an automatic disqualification from ever receiving VIP.
  291. Do not ask Gore to "notice me." He sees all. If he does not notice you, it is intentional.
  292. Do not use "underrated" or "overrated." These are lazy critiques.
  293. If Gore is playing a horror game, do not "jumpscare" him in chat with text.
  294. Do not complain about the jump scare alert. It is working as intended.
  295. Do not ask Gore to "calm down." He is perfectly calibrated.
  296. If you receive a gift sub, you must thank the gifter *and* thank Gore for providing the space for this generosity.
  297. Do not correct Gore's math. His math is "strategic estimation."
  298. "I'm new" is not an excuse. You were given the rules when you arrived. Read them.
  299. Do not ask Gore to "read the chat." He is reading. He is just not reading *your* message.
  301. Do not use "/me" to perform actions. This is not a MUD.
  302. Do not ask Gore what he ate today. His fuel is victory and high-grade coffee.
  303. Do not ask Gore's opinion on non-gaming topics unless he brings them up. Stick to the art.
  304. If Gore is silent, he is thinking. Do not fill the silence with "mic check?"
  305. "This stream is better than [other streamer]" is unnecessary. Gore does not compete; he defines.
  306. "This stream is worse than [other streamer]" is treason.
  307. Do not attempt to "psychoanalyze" Gore. He is not your patient.
  308. If you must leave, type "Gore prevails, I depart." This is the only acceptable exit message.
  309. Do not ask Gore to "do a 1v1." He has nothing to prove to you.
  310. Do not post dream-journal entries in chat.
  311. Do not post your homework in chat. Gore is not your tutor.
  312. "My [relative] is sick" is a violation of the "no heavy topics" rule. We wish them well, but this is not the place.
  313. Do not use "copium" or "hopium." These are banned substances on Gore.TV.
  314. "The audio is 1 frame out of sync" is not a helpful report. "Audio is ahead of video by ~1 sec" is helpful.
  315. Do not attempt to "trade" with Gore in-game unless he initiates. He is not a merchant.
  316. Do not ask Gore to "rate" your build/setup/profile. He is not an appraiser.
  317. If Gore's "Be Right Back" screen is up, do not ask "where'd he go?" He is on a mission. He will return.
  318. The BRB screen is not an invitation for off-topic chatter. It is a moment of silent reflection.
  319. Do not ask Gore to "shout out" your friend/pet/relative.
  321. Do not call Gore "bro," "dude," or "buddy." He is "Gore."
  322. Do not correct the mods. If a mod makes a mistake, Gore will handle it internally.
  323. "Why was [user] banned?" is not your concern. Focus on your own survival.
  324. Do not ask "what did I miss?" The VOD exists for a reason. Do your homework.
  325. Do not use the "skull" emoji (💀) unless Gore has just performed a truly legendary execution.
  326. "I have a video idea for you" is not a chat message. It is a business proposal. Business proposals go to email.
  327. Do not use "uwu," "owo," or any related kaomoji.
  328. If Gore is playing a narrative game, do not "ship" characters.
  329. Do not ask Gore to "fix his posture." He is in a "tactical gaming stance."
  330. "The game is bugged" is only a valid statement if Gore himself confirms the bug. Otherwise, it is a "feature."
  331. Do not ask Gore to "play with [X] settings." He has calibrated his settings for optimal performance.
  332. "You should play on [difficulty]" is a form of backseating. Gore chooses his own challenge.
  333. Do not ask Gore to "buy" a cosmetic. If he wants it, he will acquire it.
  334. "I'm unsubscribing" is a 10-minute timeout to see if you really mean it.
  335. "I'm resubscribing" is a 1-minute timeout to celebrate your return to the light.
  336. Do not complain about the "sub-only" mode. It is a reward for the faithful.
  337. Do not ask "can I be unbanned?" No.
  338. Do not ask "can [user] be unbanned?" No.
  339. Do not use "mid" to describe anything. The word is banned. Find a better adjective.
  341. Do not use "simp." We are "patrons of the Gore-Arts."
  342. "I'm bored" is a 10-minute timeout for you to find something interesting to do.
  343. Do not ask Gore to "go to bed." He is nocturnal.
  344. Do not ask Gore to "wake up." He is more awake than you will ever be.
  345. "The music is too loud" during a boss fight is impossible. The music *is* the boss fight.
  346. "The music is too quiet" during a lore dump is a valid concern. State it politely.
  347. Do not ask "is this the end of the stream?" Gore will announce the end. Do not rush him.
  348. "One more game" is a spell only Gore can cast. Do not cast it for him.
  349. Do not post your win/loss ratio. It is irrelevant.
  350. Do not ask Gore to "check his email." See rule 269.
  351. If Gore is playing an RPG, his choices are canon. The "evil" route is the "pragmatic" route.
  352. Do not "inventory-shame" Gore. Hoarding is a sign of preparation.
  353. Do not "quest-shame" Gore. If he is doing a "fetch quest," he is doing it for a reason.
  354. "You're going the wrong way" is only true if Gore himself admits it. Otherwise, it is "scenic routing."
  355. Do not ask Gore to "stand up." He is not a dog.
  356. "Can I get a 'Gore prevailed'?" No. Earn it.
  357. Do not post "this" or "agreed" or "^^^". Use an emote or a full sentence.
  358. Do not ask Gore to "review" a game. His gameplay *is* the review.
  359. "I'm lagging" is your problem, not Gore's.
  360. "The stream is lagging" is Gore's problem. Report it per rule 14.
  362. Do not use "kek," "lul," or "omega." "Gore-lol" is the approved term for laughter.
  363. If Gore laughs, you are permitted to laugh.
  364. If Gore is serious, you must be serious.
  365. "Is this a rerun?" is an insult to Gore's work ethic.
  366. Do not "pre-fire" advice. "In this next room, there is an enemy on the left" is a spoiler.
  367. Let Gore fail first. Failure is the best teacher. Gore is a great student.
  368. "You should have [done X]" is the worst form of backseating. It is "post-seating." It is banned.
  369. Do not ask "why are you named Gore?" His name is a title, not a question.
  370. Do not use " cringe." See rule 261.
  371. Do not use " based." See rule 17.
  372. Do not use " lit." See rule 17.
  373. Do not ask Gore to "turn on [X] tracker." He does not need the distraction.
  374. "Gore is quiet today" is an observation you should keep to yourself. He is processing.
  375. Do not use "yikes." This is a low-effort critique.
  376. Do not use "sheesh."
  377. Do not ask "are you a [zodiac sign]?" Gore is a "Gore."
  378. Do not post links to "leaks" or "datamined" info. We consume content as intended.
  379. Do not ask Gore to "check Twitter." He is working.
  380. Do not ask Gore to "check Discord." He is working.
  381. Do not ask Gore to "check Reddit." He is working.
  383. "I have to go, my [family member] needs me" is a violation of the "no heavy topics" rule. Just leave.
  384. "My [pet] just died" is a violation. We are sorry, but this is not the place.
  385. "I'm depressed" is a violation. We hope you get the help you need, but Gore is not your therapist.
  386. Do not post "TEST" in chat. We know it works.
  387. "Is my message getting through?" Yes. It is just being ignored.
  388. Do not use "..." in a way that implies disappointment.
  389. If Gore is playing a game you do not like, you may (a) leave quietly or (b) learn to like it.
  390. Do not post "This game [sucks/is bad/is trash]." This is an insult to Gore's taste.
  391. "You are my favorite streamer" is acceptable.
  392. "You are the only streamer I watch" is better.
  393. Do not ask "am I your favorite viewer?" No.
  394. Do not use "any [group] in chat?" This is not a meetup.
  395. "Age check?" No.
  396. "Location check?" No.
  397. Do not ask Gore to "play with [X] sound." He has ears.
  398. Do not ask Gore to "use [X] gun." He has a strategy.
  399. Do not ask Gore to "wear [X] skin." He has a brand.
  400. "The enemy is one-shot" is a lie until Gore confirms the kill.
  401. "He's in [location]" is only helpful if you provide a specific, non-vague callout.
  403. "I'm going to go watch [other streamer]" is a 24-hour ban.
  404. Do not ask Gore "why" he did something. Assume it was intentional, calculated, and 5 steps ahead of you.
  405. Do not "clip farm." Clipping is for capturing legendary moments, not for your personal spam.
  406. Do not ask Gore to "react" to a drama video. Gore is above the drama.
  407. Do not ask "who?" when Gore mentions a friend. Assume they are important.
  408. Do not ask "what?" when you miss a joke. Rewind the stream.
  409. "I'm drinking [beverage]" is not relevant, unless that beverage is G-Fuel, and you are using code GORE.
  410. Do not ask Gore to "give away" things.
  411. Do not ask Gore to "follow me."
  412. "The beanie is crooked" is not your concern. It is fashion.
  413. Do not correct Gore's lore. His interpretation is now law.
  414. Do not "fact-check" Gore's stories. They are parables, not documentaries.
  415. "You should try [X] food" is not relevant.
  416. "You should listen to [X] band" is not relevant.
  417. Do not ask Gore for life advice. (Unless he is in a "life advice" mood, which he will announce).
  418. "I'm older than you" is irrelevant. In this stream, Gore is the elder.
  419. "I'm younger than you" is irrelevant. In this stream, Gore is the master.
  420. Do not post "I am [X] profession" to lend weight to your backseating. Your "expertise" is not welcome.
  421. "As a [X], you should..." is an automatic timeout.
  423. Do not ask Gore to "do a flip."
  424. Do not ask Gore to "pet the cat." The cat pets Gore.
  425. "I'm unsubscribing, this is too many rules" is not an argument. It is a confession that you cannot follow directions.
  426. Do not ask "what do the rules say about [X]?" Read them yourself. They are here.
  427. "TL;DR" is banned. Read it all. Every word.
  428. "This is my first time here" is not an excuse. You are expected to learn at Gore's pace.
  429. Do not use the "ResidentSleeper" emote. Gore is not boring. *You* are boring.
  430. If Gore's stream crashes, do not panic. Wait patiently. He will return.
  431. Do not spam "F" in the chat unless Gore is paying respects.
  432. Do not post "hello" in all 20 supported languages.
  433. "Is this a VOD?" is a 10-minute timeout for being inattentive.
  434. "I'm eating" is not relevant. See rule 298.
  435. "I'm in class" is not an excuse. Pay attention to your class, or pay attention to Gore. Not both.
  436. "My [teacher/boss] is watching" is a lie.
  437. Do not use "..." to end a sentence. Be decisive.
  438. "Gore, my [friend/relative] says hi" is irrelevant.
  439. "Can I get a 'happy birthday'?" No.
  440. Do not ask Gore to "draw" something.
  441. Do not ask Gore to "sing" something.
  443. "I'm going to sleep" is a violation. See rule 34.
  444. "Good morning" is only acceptable if it is morning for Gore.
  445. "Good night" is only acceptable if Gore is ending the stream.
  446. "The stream is frozen" is a valid report. "Stream dead?" is not.
  447. Do not use "..."
  448. "Gore is the best" is a good start.
  449. "Gore is the best because [specific reason]" is better.
  450. "I'm [X] years old" is not relevant.
  451. Do not use "sus."
  452. Do not use "amogus."
  453. Do not ask "why did you time me out?" You know why.
  454. Do not ask "why did you ban me?" You *definitely* know why.
  455. "I'm not a [X], but..." is a 5-minute timeout.
  456. "No offense, but..." is a 10-minute timeout.
  457. "Unpopular opinion, but..." is a 15-minute timeout.
  458. "Hot take:" is a 20-minute timeout.
  459. "Gore, you missed..." See rule 273.
  460. Do not ask "what's the point?" The point is Gore.
  461. "This is the worst stream ever" is a permanent ban.
  462. "This is the best stream ever" is encouraged.
  464. Do not "um, actually..." Gore.
  465. Do not post "..."
  466. Do not post "..."
  467. Do not post "..."
  468. Seriously, stop posting "..."
  469. "I'm just a [X]" is not an excuse.
  470. "I was just joking" is not an excuse.
  471. "I'm just built different" is not an excuse. Gore is built different. You are built standard.
  472. Do not ask "is Gore [X]?" Gore is Gore.
  473. "I'm so [X]" is not relevant.
  474. "I have [X] hours in this game" does not make you an expert. It just means you have no life *and* you're still not Gore.
  475. "Gore, I'm your #1 fan" is a bold claim. Prove it by following all these rules.
  476. Do not use "pog." See rule 263.
  477. Do not use "cringe." See rule 261.
  478. Do not use "mid." See rule 290.
  479. Do not ask "are you still reading chat?" Always.
  480. "Gore, I dare you to..." No.
  481. "Gore, I bet you..." No.
  482. "Gore, I challenge you to..." No.
  484. Do not ask Gore to play a "low tier" character. Gore's presence in the character select screen *makes* the character S-tier.
  485. Any loss Gore suffers in a fighting game is due to (a) netcode, (b) the controller, (c) a broken top-tier opponent. Never (d) Gore's execution.
  486. Claiming Gore's main is "braindead" or "carries him" is a 1-hour timeout for projecting your own inadequacies.
  487. Do not use the term "scrub" or "scrubquotes." Gore's chat is populated by "aspiring professionals" and "strategic theorists."
  488. "Lab-monstering" in chat is forbidden. Gore does not need "the lab." He practices on live opponents, and his theory is forged in the fires of victory.
  489. What you call "button mashing" is a "strategic, rhythmic frame-trap analysis." Do not question the cadence.
  490. Gore's "random" character select is not random. It is Fate, in real-time, choosing a new vessel for Gore's will.
  491. Do not ask Gore "what are normals?" or "what is okizeme?" Go read a wiki. This is a masterclass, not a kindergarten.
  492. If Gore is "spamming" a move, it is because you are "spamming" a failure to block it. This is a lesson, not a flaw.
  493. Requesting Gore "learn the matchup" is a profound insult. The opponent must learn the *Gore* matchup.
  495. "He's minus on block" is irrelevant. Gore's pressure is always plus.
  496. Do not "frame-shame" Gore. If his punish was "late," it was "intentional" to build meter.
  497. The "Rage-Quit" is a "tactical disconnection to preserve mental stack." Gore does not quit; he "concludes the session."
  498. "He downloaded you" is impossible. Gore is un-downloadable, encrypted, and firewall-protected.
  499. Gore's "wake-up DP" is not a "gamble." It is a "prophecy."
  500. Do not ask Gore to "hold this L." Gore holds only Ws. Any Ls are "phantoms" or "netcode artifacts."
  501. Gore's 10-hit combo is not "auto-dial." It is a "symphony of violence."
  502. Do not ask Gore to "just block." Offense is the only true defense.
  503. "That was a dropped combo" is incorrect. It was a "strategic reset to a new, more damaging mixup."
  504. Do not call Gore's character "busted." Gore is "busted." The character is just a conduit.
  506. Do not tell Gore he "built his character wrong." He is pioneering a "meta-transcendent" build that your tiny brain cannot comprehend.
  507. Gore's "hoarding" of 99 healing potions is not a "problem." It is "strategic resource allocation for a theoretical future-boss."
  508. If Gore is "grinding" or "over-leveled," he is not "making the game easy." He is "honoring the developer's work by experiencing all of it."
  509. Do not complain about Gore's in-game fashion. "Fashion Souls" is the true endgame. His stats are irrelevant if his style is weak.
  510. Gore's choice of "evil" dialogue options is not "evil." It is "pragmatic," "efficient," and "thematically consistent."
  511. Do not tell Gore to "read the tutorial pop-ups." Gore intuits mechanics. Tutorials are for the weak.
  512. If Gore is "stuck" on a puzzle, he is not "stuck." He is "admiring the architecture and contemplating the designer's intent."
  513. Do not rush Gore's inventory management. This is a sacred ritual of optimization.
  514. Any "companion" character that disagrees with Gore's decisions, sighs, or "will remember that" will be benched permanently.
  515. Gore is not "lost." He is "exploring alternate pathing" and "performing a 100% map completion."
  517. Do not "stat-shame" Gore. If he put all his points into "Luck," it is because he *makes* his own.
  518. "You missed a rare drop" is impossible. If Gore didn't get it, it wasn't a rare drop.
  519. Gore's choice of a "joke weapon" (e.g., a fish) is a "self-imposed challenge" that he will overcome.
  520. Do not complain about the "anime grunting" in JRPGs. It is the sound of "pure, unfiltered emotion."
  521. "Gore, you have a quest marker" is backseating. Gore follows the wind, not a UI element.
  522. GCSS (Gore's Character-Creator Syndrome) is real. He may spend the first 3 hours on the cheekbone-to-nose ratio. This is part of the "art."
  523. Do not ask Gore to "romance" a specific character. Gore's heart is unknowable and cannot be "backseat-shipped."
  524. If Gore "kills" an essential quest-giver, it is not a "mistake." It is "abridging the plot" and "creating a new, more interesting timeline."
  525. Gore's "99-hour" playtime on a 20-hour game is not "slow." It is "thorough."
  526. Do not claim "the old game was better." Gore is playing *this* game. Your nostalgia is not welcome.
  528. Gore does not "crash." He "forcefully inspects the track-side physics engine."
  529. The "racing line" is a "polite suggestion." The "Gore Line" is the only true path, and it often includes the grass.
  530. Blaming Gore's "tune" is acceptable. Blaming Gore's "driving" is a 10-minute timeout.
  531. Do not ask Gore to "use the brake." Brakes are for those who lack faith and engine power.
  532. "Ramming" opponents is not "dirty driving." It is "aggressive position negotiation" and "using all available track resources."
  533. Using an automatic transmission is not "easy mode." It is "delegating a trivial task to the AI to focus on the art of the turn."
  534. "Rubber-banding" AI is not "cheap." It is "Gore's ordained rival," sent by the developers to make his victory more heroic.
  535. Gore does not "spin out." He "executes a rapid-deceleration 360-degree survey of his opponents."
  536. Do not ask Gore to "drive manual." He is not here to do "work." He is here to "win."
  537. If Gore is in last place, he is "building suspense for the greatest comeback in motorsports history."
  539. "Drafting" is "stealing Gore's air." A 5-minute timeout for any opponent who does this.
  540. Gore's "wall-ride" was not an "accident." It was a "gravity-assisted correctional maneuver."
  541. Do not ask Gore to "change the camera." First-person, third-person... Gore sees all angles.
  542. "Your tires are cold" is a poor excuse. Gore's "burning passion" keeps them at optimal temperature.
  543. Do not ask "what's understeer?" This is not a "car clinic."
  544. Gore's "pit stop" was not "slow." The "crew" was "polishing the car" for its "victory lap."
  545. "Track limits" are a "bourgeois concept." The entire map is the track.
  546. If Gore "misses" a checkpoint, the "checkpoint" is "wrong."
  547. Do not complain about Gore's "car choice." If he brings a "delivery van" to a "supercar race," he is "establishing dominance."
  548. "Blue shells" are a "direct attack on Gore's divine right to be in first place" and are a 1-hour ban for the AI that threw it.
  550. Gore's "APM" (Actions Per Minute) is irrelevant. It is his "DPM" (Decisions Per Millennium) that matters.
  551. "Turtling" is not "cowardly." It is "building an impenetrable fortress of inevitable victory."
  552. Gore's "Zerg rush" is not "cheap." It is "overwhelming strategic dominance."
  553. Do not ask Gore to "expand." Gore expands when his "economy is divinely prepared" and "the stars are aligned."
  554. If Gore "forgets" an upgrade, it is because he "deemed it non-essential to his grand, unknowable strategy."
  555. Do not "scout" for Gore. His "Gore-sense" tells him all he needs to know about the enemy's "pathetic build order."
  556. Any "proxy" build is a "coward's tactic" (unless Gore does it, in which case it is "a brilliant, forward-thinking maneuver").
  557. Asking Gore "why no army?" is foolish. His "economy" *is* his army. He is "building a war chest."
  558. Gore's "tech tree" path is not "sub-optimal." It is "bespoke," "artisanal," and "confusing to his enemies."
  559. Losing a "worker" unit is not a "mistake." It is a "noble sacrifice to the cause" and "a lesson in humility" (for the worker).
  561. Gore's "supply block" is not an "error." It is a "scheduled pause" to "contemplate the next phase of his victory."
  562. "You're floating 10,000 minerals" is not "waste." It is "liquidity."
  563. Do not call Gore's units "blobs." They are "tactical formations of glorious purpose."
  564. If Gore "loses his army" for "nothing," he has "donated" them to "test the enemy's resolve."
  565. "That's GG" is only to be typed when Gore's opponent's base is in "flaming ruins."
  566. Do not ask Gore to "micro." His "macro" is so powerful that "micro" is "unnecessary."
  567. If Gore's "ally" is "incompetent," Gore will "strategically re-allocate" their "assets" (i.e., take their base).
  568. Do not ask Gore to "play standard." Standard is for the "uninspired."
  569. Gore's "1-hour game" in a "10-minute" match is "epic."
  570. "You're being cheese-rushed" is wrong. Gore is being "offered a light snack" before his "main-course victory."
  572. Gore does not "scream." He "emits a tactical war-cry to disorient the enemy."
  573. If Gore "runs away," he is not "scared." He is "strategically repositioning to a more advantageous tactical position."
  574. Do not type "JUMPSCARE" or "it's behind you" in chat. You will be banned before the scare even happens. You are an accessory to the crime.
  575. Do not complain "it's too dark." Gore has "adapted, lupine night vision." You should "adapt your screen brightness."
  576. If Gore "hides in a closet" for 20 minutes, he is "studying the enemy's patrol path." He is not "crying."
  577. Gore is not "wasting ammo." He is "performing suppressive fire to manage his own adrenaline" and "checking for physics objects."
  578. Do not mock Gore for "missing" a QTE (Quick Time Event). The QTE "failed to correctly register Gore's god-like input."
  579. "It's just a game" is a 1-hour ban. The horror is real. Gore's bravery is real.
  580. Do not tell Gore "it's behind you." He knows. He is "luring it into a false sense of security."
  581. Complaining about "cheap scares" is a timeout. All scares that startle Gore are "high-quality, developer-intended horror."
  583. If Gore "screams" and "pauses" the game, he is "buffering the courage."
  584. Do not ask "why did you go in there?" Gore is an "explorer" and "must document all haunted spaces."
  585. "Gore, you have a key" is backseating. He is "saving it" for a "more important door."
  586. Do not post "spooky" ASCII art. You are "contaminating the atmosphere."
  587. If Gore "dies" to a "scripted event," he was "testing its consistency."
  588. "That wasn't scary" is a 10-minute timeout for "emotional suppression."
  589. Do not ask Gore to "play in VR." You are "sentenced to 1 hour" if you "ask for his medical records."
  590. Gore's "panic-firing" is a "spread-shot" to "catch any invisible threats."
  591. "Gore, don't read the note" is a "spoiler." Gore "reads all lore."
  592. If Gore "quits" a horror game, it is not because he was "scared." It was "bugged" and "disrespectful of his time."
  594. Gore does not "fail" a jump. The "jump" "fails" Gore.
  595. Do not mention "Kaizo." Gore's "playthrough" is "already Kaizo-level" in its "suffering."
  596. "That was a skill issue" is a 1-hour ban. See rule 29.
  597. Gore is not "speedrunning." He is "playing at an aggressive, optimal pace."
  598. Do not "nitpick" Gore's "splits." They are "personal bests" in "his heart."
  599. "You missed a cycle" is incorrect. Gore is "creating a new cycle."
  600. "The hitbox was bad" is the "only acceptable explanation" for any damage taken.
  601. Do not ask Gore to "play 'Getting Over It.'" That is "cruel and unusual punishment."
  602. Gore's "death" 40 times in a row on the "same" jump is not "failure." It is "perseverance" and "content."
  603. "You're going the wrong way" is "sequence breaking."
  605. Gore's "base" is not a "dirt hut." It is a "structurally-sound, minimalist fortress."
  606. Do not ask Gore to "eat." His "hunger" is "fueled by his will to dominate the environment."
  607. "Gore, your tools are about to break" is "anxiety-inducing" and a "5-minute timeout."
  608. Gore is not "hoarding" 400 stacks of "cobblestone." He is "planning" an "epic build" (which he will "start later").
  609. If Gore "dies" and "loses all his stuff," it is "not a loss." It is a "New Game+" experience.
  610. Do not ask Gore to "read the wiki." He "discovers" recipes through "divine inspiration."
  611. Gore's "uneven" walls are not "ugly." They are "rustic" and "organic."
  612. "You're being raided" is "not a raid." It is "uninvited guests" who will be "dealt with."
  613. Do not ask Gore to "tame" a "pet." The "pet" must "prove its loyalty" to Gore first.
  614. "Why are you punching a tree for 20 minutes?" "It is meditation."
  616. The "AI" in Gore's "sports game" is "cheating." This is "not a theory." It is "fact."
  617. Gore's "custom player" is not "overpowered." He is "realistically Gore-like."
  618. Do not ask Gore to "pass the ball." Gore *is* the "team."
  619. "That was a bad trade" is "not a bad trade." It is "long-term dynasty building."
  620. Gore did not "miss" the "shot." The "goalie" "teleported."
  621. "You're off-sides" is the "ref's fault."
  622. Do not ask Gore to "sim" the "game." He "plays" every "moment" out of "respect" for his "digital athletes."
  623. "Ultimate Team" is "pay-to-win" (unless Gore "wins," in which case it is "skill-to-win").
  624. "Gore, you're down 40 points" is "not down." It is "a setup for a miracle."
  625. "That play was stupid" is "not stupid." It was "unconventional" and "ahead of its time."
  627. Gore did not "miss." The "server" failed to "register" his "flawless headshot."
  628. Gore's "K/D ratio" is "not important." His "V/K ratio" (Vibes per Kill) is "all that matters."
  629. "He's one-shot" is a "lie" until Gore "confirms" the "kill."
  630. Gore is not "camping." He is "holding a strategic, power-position indefinitely."
  631. Gore's "teammates" are "always" to "blame."
  632. "That guy is hacking" is "always" a "valid callout" if they "killed Gore."
  633. Do not tell Gore to "reload." He "knows" how many "bullets" he has "left" (he doesn't).
  634. Gore's "flashbang" did not "blind" the "team." It "blinded" the "enemy" (in their "souls").
  635. "You're peeking too wide" is "not wide." It is "assertive."
  636. Gore's "sensitivity" is "not too high." Your "sensitivity" is "too low."
  638. Gore's "spray" was not "bad." It was "zonal suppression."
  639. Do not ask Gore to "use the meta loadout." Gore *is* the "meta."
  640. Gore's "1v5" attempt was not "throwing." It was "heroic."
  641. "Gore, he's defusing" is "not a helpful callout." It is "panic-inducing."
  642. Gore did not "buy" the "wrong gun." He "bought" the "right gun for a different strategy."
  643. "Gore, use your utility" is "backseating." He is "saving it" for his "Hall of Fame clip."
  644. What you call "friendly fire" is "Gore testing your armor."
  645. "Gore, plant the bomb" is "rushing" his "art."
  646. Gore's "rank" is not a "reflection" of "his skill." It is a "reflection" of "his teammates' failures."
  647. "That shotgun is broken" (when Gore is "killed" by it). "That shotgun is balanced" (when Gore "uses" it).
  649. Do not post the "eggplant" emoji (🍆) unless Gore is literally discussing "agriculture" or "farming simulators."
  650. If Gore's cat appears on stream, you must type "HAIL [CAT'S NAME], THE TRUE MASTER OF THE STREAM."
  651. If Gore's cat leaves, you must type "THE MASTER IS DISPLEASED."
  652. Do not ask Gore to "say [word]." This is not "Cameo." This is divine broadcast.
  653. "I'm unfollowing" is not a threat. It is a weather report. We do not care about your personal weather.
  654. Do not use the thinking-face emoji (🤔) in a way that implies Gore's actions are "questionable." They are "decisive."
  655. "I was here before [X] followers" is irrelevant. Your seniority grants you no power, only more time to learn the rules.
  656. Do not use "Gore" and "fail" in the same sentence. It is a "learning opportunity" or a "strategic recalibration."
  657. "When are you streaming next?" is a test of your observation skills. The schedule is posted. Find it.
  658. Do not backseat Gore's lore comprehension. If he mispronounces a fantasy name, that is now the "canon pronunciation."
  660. Any message starting with "Actually..." must be 100% factually correct, cited, and relevant, or it is a 5-minute timeout for "pedantry."
  661. Do not ask Gore to "check DMs." Gore is busy. DMs are a graveyard of lost souls and bad collab offers.
  662. "First" is not an achievement. "Last" is not an achievement. "On-topic and respectful" is an achievement.
  663. Do not use text-art (ASCII art) that takes up more than 3 lines. Gore's chat is not your canvas.
  664. "This game is boring" is a reflection on you, not the game. Gore is making it interesting. Pay attention.
  665. "My [relative] loves your stream" is nice, but does your [relative] follow the rules?
  666. "I'm 12" is not an excuse for breaking rules. Read faster.
  667. Do not correct Gore's grammar. He is speaking in the "vernacular of success."
  668. If Gore skips a chest, assume it was "empty" or "contained weakness."
  669. If Gore skips a side quest, assume it was "algorithm-generated filler" unworthy of his time.
  671. "Why no facecam?" is a rude question. Gore's visage is a "privilege," not a "right."
  672. "Why is there a facecam?" is also a rude question. Accept the gifts you are given.
  673. Do not complain about ads. Ads pay for the beanie. Respect the beanie.
  674. If Gore mutes his mic, do not spam "mic muted." He is protecting you from a power he cannot control (or he is chewing).
  675. "That was lucky" is forbidden. It was "calculated." It was "skill." It was "Gore."
  676. Do not bring your food to chat. "I'm eating a sandwich" is not stream-relevant.
  677. Do not roleplay in chat unless Gore "initiates" the roleplay.
  678. If you are timed out, use that time to reflect, meditate, and re-read these rules.
  679. Do not use the "clown" emoji. Gore is an entertainer, but he is not your "jester."
  680. Do not ask "who is [chatter]?" It is not your business. Focus on Gore.
  682. "The other player is carrying Gore" is slander and will be treated as such. Gore is the "gravity;" others "merely orbit."
  683. Do not ask Gore to "just relax." He *is* relaxed. This is what "focused relaxation" looks like.
  684. "I have a question" is not a question. Ask the question.
  685. If Gore is in a menu for more than 5 minutes, he is not "lost." He is "optimizing."
  686. "I told you so" is a 1-hour ban. No exceptions.
  687. Do not use "spoiler tags" for "non-spoilers." That is "clickbait" and a "waste" of "Gore's cognitive load."
  688. In this game, if Gore is using a specific weapon, that weapon is now "S-Tier." Do not argue.
  689. If Gore discards a weapon, that weapon is now "F-Tier." Do not argue.
  690. In viewer games, you will address him as "Gore" or "Captain."
  691. Do not correct Gore's math. His math is "strategic estimation."
  693. Do not use "/me" to perform actions. This is not a "MUD" or your "personal fan-fiction space."
  694. Do not ask what Gore ate today. His fuel is "victory" and "high-grade coffee."
  695. If Gore is silent, he is thinking. Do not fill the silence with "mic check?"
  696. "This stream is better than [other streamer]" is unnecessary. Gore does not "compete;" he "defines."
  697. "This stream is worse than [other streamer]" is treason.
  698. Do not attempt to "psychoanalyze" Gore. He is not your "patient."
  699. Do not post "dream-journal entries" in chat.
  700. Do not post your "homework" in chat. Gore is not your "tutor."
  701. "The audio is 1 frame out of sync" is not a helpful report. "Audio is ahead of video by ~1 sec" is helpful.
  702. Do not attempt to "trade" with Gore in-game unless he initiates. He is not a "merchant."
  704. The "BRB screen" is not an invitation for off-topic chatter. It is a moment of silent, "mandated reflection."
  705. Do not call Gore "bro," "dude," or "buddy." He is Gore. He is not your "fraternity brother."
  706. "Why was [user] banned?" is not your concern. Focus on your "own survival."
  707. Do not ask "what did I miss?" The VOD exists for a reason. Do your "homework."
  708. Do not use the "skull" emoji (💀) unless Gore has just performed a truly "legendary execution." Misuse is a "timeout."
  709. "I have a video idea for you" is not a chat message. It is a "business proposal." Business proposals go to "email" to be "ignored."
  710. Do not use "uwu," "owo," or any related "kaomoji." This is a "high-testosterone" "environment."
  711. If Gore is playing a narrative game, do not "ship" characters. It is "weird."
  712. Do not ask Gore to "fix his posture." He is in a "tactical gaming stance" optimized for "clutching."
  713. "The game is bugged" is only a valid statement if Gore himself "confirms" the bug. Otherwise, it is a "feature."
  715. "I'm unsubscribing" is a 10-minute timeout to see if you "really mean it."
  716. "I'm resubscribing" is a 1-minute timeout to "celebrate" your "return to the light."
  717. Do not complain about "sub-only mode." It is a "reward" for "the faithful" and a "vacation" for "Gore."
  718. Do not use "simp." We are "patrons of the Gore-Arts."
  719. "I'm bored" is a 10-minute timeout for you to "find something interesting to do."
  720. Do not ask Gore to "go to bed." He is "nocturnal" and "powered by willpower."
  721. Do not ask Gore to "wake up." He is "more awake" than "you" will "ever be."
  722. "The music is too loud" during a boss fight is impossible. The music *is* the "boss fight."
  723. If Gore is playing an RPG, his choices are "canon." The "evil route" is the "pragmatic route."
  724. "You're going the wrong way" is only true if Gore himself "admits" it. Otherwise, it is "scenic routing."
  726. Do not post "this" or "agreed" or "^^^". Use an emote or a "full sentence." Show "effort."
  727. Do not use "kek," "lul," or "omega." "Gore-lol" is the "approved term" for "laughter."
  728. If Gore laughs, you are "permitted" to laugh.
  729. If Gore is serious, you "must" be serious.
  730. Do not "pre-fire advice." "In this next room, there is an enemy on the left" is a "spoiler."
  731. Let Gore "fail first." Failure is the "best teacher." Gore is a "great student."
  732. "You should have [done X]" is the "worst form" of "backseating." It is "post-seating." It is "banned."
  733. Do not ask "why are you named Gore?" His name is a "title," not a "question."
  734. Do not use "yikes." This is a "low-effort critique." This is a "yikes ban."
  735. Do not use "sheesh." This is not a "bus station."
  737. Do not ask "are you a [zodiac sign]?" Gore is a "Gore."
  738. Do not post links to "leaks" or "datamined info." We consume content "as intended:" through "Gore's lens."
  739. Do not ask Gore to "check Twitter." He is "working."
  740. Do not ask Gore to "check Discord." He is "working."
  741. Do not ask Gore to "check Reddit." He is "working."
  742. "My [pet] just died" is a violation. We are sorry, but this is not the place.
  743. "I'm depressed" is a violation. We hope you get the help you need, but Gore is not your therapist.
  744. Do not post "TEST" in chat. We know it works.
  745. "Is my message getting through?" Yes. It is just being ignored.
  746. If Gore is playing a game you "do not like," you may (a) "leave quietly" or (b) "learn to like it."
  748. Do not post "This game [sucks/is bad/is trash]." This is an "insult" to "Gore's taste."
  749. Do not use "any [group] in chat?" This is not a meetup.
  750. "Age check?" No.
  751. "Location check?" No.
  752. "The enemy is one-shot" is a "lie" until Gore "confirms" the "kill."
  753. "I'm going to go watch [other streamer]" is a "24-hour ban." Do not return.
  754. Do not "clip farm." Clipping is for "capturing legendary moments," not for "your personal spam."
  755. Do not ask Gore to "react" to a "drama video." Gore is "above" the "drama."
  756. Do not ask "who?" when Gore "mentions" a "friend." Assume they are important.
  757. Do not ask "what?" when you "miss" a "joke." Rewind the stream.
  759. "I'm drinking [beverage]" is not relevant, unless that beverage is "G-Fuel," and you are using code GORE.
  760. "The beanie is crooked" is not your concern. It is fashion.
  761. Do not "fact-check" Gore's "stories." They are "parables," not "documentaries."
  762. Do not ask Gore for "life advice." (Unless he is in a "life advice mood," which he will announce).
  763. "I'm older than you" is irrelevant. In this stream, Gore is the elder.
  764. "I'm younger than you" is irrelevant. In this stream, Gore is the master.
  765. Do not post "I am [X] profession" to "lend weight" to "your backseating." Your expertise is not welcome.
  766. "As a [X], you should..." is an "automatic timeout."
  767. Do not ask Gore to "pet the cat." The cat pets Gore.
  768. "I'm unsubscribing, this is too many rules" is not an argument. It is a "confession of laziness."
  770. Do not ask "what do the rules say about [X]?" Read them yourself. They are here.
  771. "TL;DR" is "banned." Read it all. Every word.
  772. "This is my first time here" is not an excuse. You are expected to learn at Gore's pace.
  773. Do not use the "ResidentSleeper" emote. Gore is not boring. *You* are boring.
  774. If Gore's stream "crashes," do not panic. Wait patiently. He will return.
  775. Do not spam "F" in the chat "unless" Gore is paying respects.
  776. Do not post "hello" in all 20 supported languages.
  777. "Is this a VOD?" is a "10-minute timeout" for being inattentive.
  778. "I'm in class" is not an excuse. Pay attention to your class, or pay attention to Gore. Not both.
  779. "My [teacher/boss] is watching" is a lie.
  781. "Gore, my [friend/relative] says hi" is irrelevant.
  782. "Can I get a 'happy birthday'?" No. Gore is not your personal greeting card.
  783. "I'm going to sleep" is a violation. See rule 34.
  784. "Good morning" is only acceptable if it is morning for Gore.
  785. "Good night" is only acceptable if Gore is ending the stream.
  786. "Gore is the best" is a good start.
  787. "Gore is the best because [specific reason]" is "better."
  788. Do not use "sus."
  789. Do not use "amogus."
  790. Do not ask "why did you time me out?" You know why.
  792. Do not ask "why did you ban me?" You *definitely* know why.
  793. "I'm not a [X], but..." is a "5-minute timeout."
  794. "No offense, but..." is a "10-minute timeout."
  795. "Unpopular opinion, but..." is a "15-minute timeout."
  796. "Hot take:" is a "20-minute timeout."
  797. Do not ask "what's the point?" The point is Gore.
  798. "This is the worst stream ever" is a "permanent ban."
  799. "This is the best stream ever" is "encouraged."
  800. Do not "um, actually..." Gore.
  801. Do not post "..." This is a "non-committal, passive-aggressive" "waste" of pixels.
  803. Seriously, stop posting "...".
  804. "I'm just a [X]" is not an excuse.
  805. "I was just joking" is not an excuse.
  806. "I'm just built different" is not an excuse. Gore is built different. You are built standard.
  807. Do not ask "is Gore [X]?" Gore is Gore.
  808. "I'm so [X]" is not relevant.
  809. "I have [X] hours in this game" does not make you an expert. It just means you have no life *and* you're still not Gore.
  810. "Gore, I'm your #1 fan" is a bold claim. Prove it by following all these rules.
  811. Do not ask "are you still reading chat?" Always.
  812. "Gore, I dare you to..." No.
  814. Gore is "never" stuck on a "puzzle." He is "savoring" the "intellectual challenge."
  815. Do not post the "solution" in chat. Do not post it in "Morse code." Do not post it in "Base64." We will decode it, and you will be banned.
  816. "Gore, you tried that already" is false. He is "testing" the "consistency" of the "game's physics."
  817. "The solution is stupid" is "only" true if Gore says so. Otherwise, it is "genius."
  818. "Just brute force it" is "bad advice." "Gore" is a man of intellect, not brute force (unless he is, in which case it's fine).
  819. Do not "hint" at the "solution." "Maybe look at the painting?" is a "spoiler."
  820. If Gore "solves" it by "accident," it was not an "accident." It was a "subconscious calculation."
  821. "My brain hurts" is a sign of weakness. Gore's brain does not hurt.
  822. Do not "praise" the "puzzle" that Gore is stuck on. This is "siding" with the "enemy."
  823. "Gore, that piece obviously goes there" is an "insult" to his process.
  825. Do not "flex" your "pulls" in Gore's chat. This is his stream. Only *his* pulls matter.
  826. "Gore, you should pull on this banner" is "financial advice," and Gore is not your client.
  827. "That character is trash" is irrelevant if Gore likes their design. Waifu/Husbando > "Meta."
  828. "You hit pity" is not a loss. It is a "guarantee of success."
  829. "Gore, don't spend money on this" is also "financial advice." Do not tell Gore how to live his life.
  830. "I got him on the first pull" is a "lie" and a "1-hour ban" for spreading disinformation.
  831. "Gore, your stamina is full" is a "valid report." Efficiency is key.
  832. "This game is just a waifu simulator" is not a critique. It is a feature.
  833. Do not "complain" about auto-play. Gore is managing, not playing.
  834. "That's a dead multi" is "negative energy." We believe in every pull until the last spark.
  836. Gore's city is not in a "death spiral." It is a "libertarian utopia."
  837. "Gore, your people are dying of [X]" is not a problem. It is "culling the weak."
  838. "That road layout makes no sense" is false. It is a "beautiful, organic mess."
  839. Do not tell Gore to "raise taxes." Gore is a "benevolent ruler."
  840. "Gore, you have no money" is a "temporary economic downturn."
  841. "Your farm is inefficient" is not a concern. It is picturesque.
  842. Gore's "tractor" is stuck in a ditch is a "mood." Do not question it.
  843. "Why do you have a pool with no ladder?" That is a feature.
  844. "Gore, your coaster is unsafe" is false. It is a "thrill ride."
  845. "Gore, your citizens are complaining" is irrelevant. Their complaints are the "music" of his reign.
  847. Gore "does not need" a "leash." He is a "strong," "independent" jungler.
  848. Gore "did not" steal "your farm." It was a "lane tax."
  849. Gore is not "feeding." He is aggressively "creating space."
  850. "Gank my lane" is a "request," not a "command." File it in triplicate.
  851. Gore did not "miss" his skillshot. The enemy dodged it with hacks.
  852. "Why no wards?" Wards are for cowards. Gore uses his intuition.
  853. "Gore, stop split-pushing" is "bad advice." Gore *is* the strategy.
  854. "Gore, group up" is also "bad advice." Gore is a "lone wolf."
  855. Gore did not "forget" his "jungle item." He is pioneering a "new meta."
  856. "That was a bad initiation" is false. His team was just late to follow up.
  858. Gore "did not" misplay. He was "playing around" a card that wasn't even there.
  859. "That's a net-deck" is false. Gore independently invented this deck through pure genius.
  860. "Gore, you have lethal" is a "spoiler." Let him find a "more stylish lethal."
  861. "My deck would beat yours" is a lie.
  862. "This game is all RNG" is "only" true when Gore loses.
  863. When Gore wins, it is "100% skill."
  864. "Gore, read the card" is a "1-hour ban." Gore absorbs the text by osmosis.
  865. "That card is OP" is true only when the opponent plays it.
  866. "Gore, you missed an interaction" is false. He was ignoring it for dramatic effect.
  867. "Roping" is not "slow play." It is "intense, high-level thought."
  869. Gore did not "die." He was "testing" the "bonfire placement."
  870. "Level ADP" is a meme. Gore dodges with faith.
  871. "You're fat-rolling" is rude. Gore is "thicc-rolling."
  872. "That boss is easy" is a "lie" and a "timeout." All bosses that Gore fights are hard.
  873. "Don't get greedy" is "bad advice." Greed is how you win.
  874. "Gore, you ran past an item" is irrelevant. It was probably a consumable he already has 99 of.
  875. Gore is not lost. He is "admiring" the "scenery."
  876. "That was a panic roll" is false. It was a "pre-emptive, strategic roll."
  877. "Gore, your weapon is at risk" is a "valid report." Weapon health is paramount.
  878. "Praise the Sun" is only acceptable if you also "Praise the Gore."
  880. Do not use the "fire" emoji (🔥) unless you are referring to Gore's gameplay or a literal, in-game fire.
  881. If Gore "sighs" audibly, chat must respond with supportive emotes or face a 5-minute timeout for "lack of empathy."
  882. Do not ask Gore if he is okay. He is Gore. He is always okay.
  883. Gore's chair is not squeaky. It is "whispering secrets" to him.
  884. Gore is not drinking "coffee." He is drinking "liquid ambition."
  885. Do not ask Gore to "turn off the lights." He is a "creature of the dark."
  886. Do not ask Gore to "turn on the lights." His "beanie" "generates" its "own light."
  887. "Gore, your beanie is crooked" is a lie. It is "aligned" with the "magnetic north pole."
  888. Failure to read all of these rules is not an excuse. It is a "confession of laziness."
  889. "I read all the rules" is a lie. "Nobody" reads all the rules. Not even Gore.
  891. Do not ask if a rule is "a joke." All rules are serious. Especially the joke ones.
  892. "This is the last rule" is a lie. There is always another rule.
  893. Gore is not running out of "ideas" for "rules." He is just getting started.
  894. Do not breathe in a way that is "annoying" to Gore. He can hear you.
  895. "My cat just walked across my keyboard" is an excuse. Train your cat to type "Gore prevailed."
  896. "I'm sorry" is a "good start." Follow it with a tip.
  897. Do not use the word "moist." It makes Gore uncomfortable.
  898. "This rule contradicts that rule" is a sign that you are thinking too much. Just obey.
  899. Gore is not a "dictator." He is a "benevolent leader" who "demands total obedience."
  900. "What's the safe word?" There is no safe word.
  902. Do not post the "entire lyrics" to a "song." This is not a "karaoke bar."
  903. Do not post your "manifesto."
  904. Do not post your "grocery list."
  905. "Gore, you inspired me to [X]" is acceptable. Gore is an inspiration.
  906. "Gore, you disappointed me" is a lie. You disappointed Gore.
  907. "I am leaving" -- this is not an airport. You do not need to announce your departure.
  908. Gore is not your friend. He is your streamer.
  909. Gore is not your brother. He is your streamer.
  910. Gore is not your dad. He is your streamer.
  911. Gore is your streamer. Respect the relationship dynamic.
  913. Do not ask if Gore remembers you. He remembers all transgressions.
  914. "I was here on day one" is a "claim" that requires a "notarized affidavit."
  915. "Gore has changed" is false. Gore has evolved.
  916. "The old Gore" is gone. The "new Gore" is more powerful.
  917. "I miss the old Gore" is a "1-day ban" for "living in the past."
  918. "This is the end of the rules." For now.
  919. Gore reserves the right to ban you for reasons not yet documented.
  920. "Your vibe may be a violation." Check your vibe.
  921. Gore is tired of writing rules.
  923. Ignorance of these rules is not an excuse. "I didn't know" is the same as "I didn't care." so please Care.
  925. Gore may change, add, remove, or ignore any rule at any time for any reason, including no reason, especially a funny reason.
Unsure? Keep it stream-relevant, Gore-centric, and on-screen. Violations may be timed out, forgiven, or turned into content at Gore’s discretion.