Welcome to Gore.tv - The Funkiest Host Since Dial-Up!

About Me

Yo, I’m Gore, the wildest host this side of the millennium! I’ve been cracking up crowds since the days of Tamagotchis and AOL chat rooms. Whether it’s your wedding, a bar mitzvah, or your cat’s birthday bash, I’ll bring the LOLs faster than a 56k modem! Check me out on Twitter: @goregamer!

Services

• Hosting your gig with TOTAL 90s swagger! - I’ll MC like it’s MTV Spring Break!
• Emceeing your party ‘til the cows come home! - Even the wallflowers will boogie!
• Making your guests laugh ‘til they dial 1-800-COLLECT! - Comedy gold, guaranteed!

Testimonials

"Gore hosted my LAN party, and now my dial-up’s jealous of his speed!" - Rad Gamer

"Hired Gore for my grandma’s bingo night—best caller since Beanie Babies were a thing!" - Bingo Babe

"Gore’s so funny, my Tamagotchi came back to life just to laugh!" - 90s Kid

Contact Me

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